Kimberly Elise

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

image

"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

image

"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

image

"i can’t-"

image

*me watching X Factor*

kobetyrant:

me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!

Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.

me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again

onlyblackgirl:

bigmacqueen:

Snoop is so reckless on IG lmao

LMAO

onlyblackgirl:

bigmacqueen:

Snoop is so reckless on IG lmao

LMAO

peanut-sauce:

Confidence goals: Kanye West 

Attitude goals: Rihanna

Money goals: Beyonce

Butt goals: Nicki Minaj

sydloohoo:

"When did you decide to be gay?"

Last week. I woke up and I was like I want to be judged and not accepted by most of society and denied basic human rights. I thought it would be fun to not be allowed to get married and to be called rude names when I’m with the person I love. I mean, who wouldn’t want that?

apolojizzing:

bargainers:

fuck bowser

image


but also fuck bowser

image


…amirite?

image

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
image

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code