Everyone’s freaking out over the “Fifty Shades of Grey” preview, and I’m just waiting patiently for Mockingjay Part 1 official trailer to be released at CC this weekend.
WITHIN THE SAME WEEK.
The good old days weren’t always good, and tomorrow ain’t as bad as it seems 🎶 #BillyJoel #WrigleyField #Summer2014
The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”
"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."
This giant(4 foot long) KILLER worm was discovered in an aquarium(Newquay’s Blue Reef Aquarium) in the UK. They found Barry, the giant killer worm, when they were trying to find out what was eating the prize fish and attacking the coral. Experts say that this worm can permanently numb a human with it’s sting.
WE NEED TO TAKE ENGLAND
AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE.
The real question here is:
How the fuck do you suddenly find something like this in an aquarium.
how the fuck did it get there without anyone noticing it.
moving away from this planet a.s.a.p.
to be haunted by someone
that is still alive.
|—||I Guess the Old You is a Ghost (#589: June 25, 2014)|
*me coming down stairs*
mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-